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Banta and Jeeto

Banta goes over to Santa`s house, rings the bell. Santa`s wife, Jeeto answers.
"Hi, is Santa home?"
"No, he went to the market."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and Banta says, "You know Jeeto, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I`d give you a five hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Jeeto thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - five hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws five hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Banta says, "They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I`ll give you another five hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Jeeto thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Banta a nice long look.
Banta thanks her and throws another five hundred bucks on the table then says he can`t wait any longer for Santa and leaves.
A while later Santa arrives home and Jeeto says, "You know your weird friend Banta came over."
Santa thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 1000 bucks he owes me?"
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